Courtesy of Fredro Starr, formerly of Onyx. He’s just feeling himself a little too much. Why don’t he just go f-ck himself? Pun definitely intended.

(thanks Shae)

I understand that Trey Songz got himself a new haircut. That’s fine and all, but WHY do these guys have to do the infamous bathroom pic? Reminds me of that song, “you’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.”

While we’re at it, is there another place in the house that you can take your pics? Or is it something about being partially naked and dripping wet that turns them on so much that they have to take a pic to capture the moment? I just have to know, because it just seems like guys are so into themselves more than the average woman.

For the record, there is nothing wrong with loving yourself, but if me and you have to fight over the mirror, it’s pretty much a wrap for us. I’ll be damned if the guy is much prettier than me LOL.

Thanks, Fury

The Virgo in me really wants to pick apart Terrence Howard’s singing abilities. But I will not do that. I’m sure he put in all his hard work and effort into coming up with this travesty of a song and like everyone else who works hard, wants approval. I, on the other hand, had to listen to the song twice and wondered if I was on something. Maybe I needed to be drunk to hear this? You tell me…..

Listen here .

Thanks IPS

 It seems like every rapper wants to dabble in wines and spirits these days. And for the life of me, I can’t seem to find any of these liquors or wines that they came out with. Moving on….

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How much does Pharrell weigh? He needs some Wheaties or some GNC Mega Men vitamins in his life, go to a gym or something. I prefer a man with some muscles (not the roided up look), some meat on his bones, someone who looks like he can protect a woman. What do I look like being seen on the beach with someone who has a bird chest? AHAHAHA! To make matters worse, two skinny people making love is like rubbing matchsticks together. Don’t get me started.

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I have a headache today. Partially because there are so many parties going on this week and they pretty much have the same theme…..”all white affair”.

It was cool when Diddy did it in the Hamptons every year. But it seems like every club is doing it. Either it’s the “all white affair” or something outrageous like “denim and diamonds”, “poom poom shorts and stilettos” or “tennis skirts and polo shirts”. Are we in high school? Remember those years when you and your crew agreed to wear a certain color the next day? I do believe this high school mentality is being applied today, no?

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I am questioning Blu Cantrell today. What is up with that pink oversized bag? Is that all the rage, the bag has to be bigger than you? Or maybe it’s a grocery bag? She could have put her dog in there! That bag doesn’t match anything that she has on, including the green sandals. UGH! There is just so much going on in this whole look!

I hope she is on the phone with her stylist or wondering when her check from “Celebrity Circus” was mailed.

I have no words to say about Foxy’s man. Oh, wait, maybe I do. Maybe there’s some good dong underneath that gut, LOL, that’s probably what Foxy isn’t telling us.

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I’m mad as hell that no one called me or invited me to this auction LOL! Because I live in Harlem and I didn’t even know that DMX owned a townhouse on Fifth Avenue! Hmph, feh and BAH!

Anyway, as if he doesn’t have enough drama going on in his life, DMX’s townhouse is up for sale. This, along with his arrest in Miami for trying to buy coke and weed and no driver’s license! Twice in one week?!?!? Dayum, that’s enough to make me drink! How his wife Tashera puts up with him, is beyond belief.

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Hee.

So Erykah Badu is coming out with her own brand of rolling papers as per her Myspace bulletin. Should we even be surprised? And why didn’t she do this years ago along with some incense sticks? I wouldn’t mind getting my drink and my smoke on. But hey, I can’t knock her hustle.

Meanwhile, I am a sucker for a new fragrance (I don’t have just one signature fragrance, I have too many) and after seeing this ad, I will probably buy the perfume just because Erykah is the new face for Tom Ford White Patchouli. Fragrance is scheduled to be released in September (hint hint! Somewhere my birthday is lurking). That ad is HAWT!!

(spotted at C&D)