(Pic spotted at U Crave It via The Urban Blogger)

This publicity stunt (yeah I said it!) reminds me of the time I had one and a half margaritas at a bar and threw up. Because it’s that nauseating. Now they have pictures of their sham wedding. Pass me a bucket.

Here’s some bullshat for you:

“We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”

Cannon adds: “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.” (source)

Perhaps I need something stronger than Patron to drown out this mess called reality. That “10 times beautiful on the inside” comment has some hidden undertones in there. Hee. My mind is in the gutter today. It sounds like Nick is whipped something terrible.

I STILL don’t buy it. You know I am a skeptic and a usually a cheerleader for foolishness. But I’ll just go ahead and say it. Mr. Mariah Carey aka Nick Cannon, this is not the time for you to be a celebrity! Go back to doing your “Wild n’ Out” shows and leave the publicity stunts to those who are pros at it, like Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Posted: May 7th, 2008 under WTF?, age, celebrity, diva, media, music, not the time to be a celebrity!, questionable, this is why I drink.
Comments: 2

Come on, now. Isn’t Treach pushing 40 years old? What is he doing getting involved in shootouts and what is he wearing bulletproof vests for? UGH. More under the hood….. Read more »

Posted: April 23rd, 2008 under WTF?, age, ghetto, jail, music, not the time to be a celebrity!, questionable, rap.
Comments: 1

The Jacksons must have not read my last blog about being too old in the club. And we wonder why they are going broke.

My birthday plans for Vegas this year are now down the toilet, (like my cell phone) seeing that they are letting in 80 year olds in the club. (Damn, they just let ANYBODY in these days.) He’s not “making it rain”, is he? (By the way, I wish that phrase just died already.)

(photo spotted at TMZ)

Posted: April 11th, 2008 under What you drinking?, age, clubbing, hot mess, money, not the time to be a celebrity!, this is why I drink.
Comments: 2

(spotted at ICEDOTCOM)

Cougar:  Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male.

Need I say more?

Posted: April 9th, 2008 under age, beauty, booty, celebrity, hawt.
Comments: 3

I understand that she is going to be 50 and all, but isn’t she a bit old to be posing with her legs wide open like Lil’ Kim?

What do you think of the album cover?

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under age, celebrity, diva, music.
Comments: 4

(photos from PerezHilton.com)

Goldie Hawn is 63 years old. (Gasp!)

While most people think that she is still hawt and a MILF, I’m gonna shut that down. She’s not all that. She looks like she is trying to compete with these 20 year olds, dressing the way she does. Kate Hudson should be embarrassed.

I just find it rather strange that people her age would still want to go to a trendy, younger nightclub or restaurant just to be seen. But I digress. Whatever they have to do to stay in the spotlight, then go ahead. You don’t see Tina Turner all up in the club with her freakum’ dress on, or Morgan Freeman doing the Cha cha slide, do you?

So here are some signs that someone you know (or maybe you) might be too old for the club. Read more »

Posted: March 10th, 2008 under GAHHHHHH!, Oh my eyes!!!, age, celebrity, guest list, hot mess, you nasty.
Comments: 3

(photo and music link from ThatGrapeJuice.net)

 You can listen to the song here.

Personally, I think that someone pushing 40 shouldn’t be asking someone to touch their body. But I digress. Whatever it takes to sell records, even if it means putting Wendy Williams on blast. Hee.

Your thoughts? Is the song any better, now that The Dream is on it?

Posted: March 8th, 2008 under age, celebrity, diva, music.
Comments: 9

(photo from The Bosh)

 Are you kidding me?

Keith Richards, member of the Rolling Stones, is the newest face to endorse Louis Vuitton. He looks like he should be endorsing Viagra, as old as he is. Better yet, he should be saying, “this is drugs, this is your brain on drugs.”

What, no one else was available? Why couldn’t they call Kayne West or that “diva” Kimora Lee Simmons, people who probably own the entire LV collection? 

Him endorsing Louis Vuitton is like Flavor Flav endorsing Trojan condoms. Doesn’t make sense. Not a good look.

Moving on……..

Posted: March 5th, 2008 under GAHHHHHH!, Kanye, WTF?, age, celebrity, fashion, freaky, hot mess, youth.
Comments: 5

(from PerezHilton.com)

I will give it to her, Janet does look good for her age.

But….is it me, or is her edges not up to par? She couldn’t cover that up with a swoop?

(I can feel all the Janet “stans” coming to her defense right now.)

On another note, her album “Discipline” is #1 right now.

Posted: March 5th, 2008 under It's a celebration, b----es!, age, beauty, celebrity, diva, hair, hawt, music.
Comments: 7

(I know my ex boyfriend is going to be heartbroken because he listens to Howard Stern religiously. Paying to listen to him on satellite radio is not my cup of tea. But to each his own. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way…………)

FINALLY!!! The self proclaimed “King of All Media” and his self proclaimed 3 and a half inches (he said it, I didn’t, at least he admits he’s not packing) is finally going to settle down and get married! It’s about time too, because who wants to be the old man in the club at his age?

(photo from PerezHilton.com)

Posted: February 28th, 2008 under It's a celebration, b----es!, age, celebrity.
Comments: 2