Because I can’t get past the text messages that Tiger sent to his mistress (or mistresses), first of all. Second of all, I can’t even picture Tiger Woods, or any other celebrity, doing the do behind closed doors, he doesn’t look like he could, well, you know. I’m not even curious like that! And lastly, I don’t think any woman has had fantasies of him being naked. When was the last time you heard a woman say that she had erotic fantasies of Tiger Woods in the last ten or so years?

So why would I, or anyone else, want to see him naked in a magazine or a blog? So far, banning bloggers and media from posting naked pics all over the world is about the smartest thing Tiger Woods has done so far.

Tiger Woods’ lawyers sent a letter to multiple UK papers and blogs, stating the court order “prevents the publication of private and confidential information contained in the Order…. this Order is not to be taken as any admission that any such photographs exist, and in the event they do exist they may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and/or changed to create the false appearance and impression that they are nude photographs of our client.”

The court order also covers any possible videos. It blocks the publication of “any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the claimant [Tiger] naked or any naked parts of the claimant’s [Tiger's] body or of him involved in any sexual activity.”

The lawyer’s letter says, “Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same.” (source)

Now,  granted, we have all taken pics and/or done some videos for our significant others. (I don’t have to tell you about Ray-J/Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee.) And I don’t even want to go there regarding what cheaters and the mistresses should and shouldn’t do. But it’s getting kind of annoying when someone wants to sell pics of celebrities in the nude. Especially when they either look better than us thanks to a little nip and tuck or they look like us, flaws and all.

So, no, I don’t want to see Tiger Woods in the buff or trying to get his “hole in one”. The visual would be too much for me. And I think I would laugh.