Let’s not talk about how gaunt Arsenio Hall looks in these pics. WTF happened to him? I know he was always thin, but DAYUM! I usually get nervous when people look like….death? I hope he ate on Thanksgiving.

Anyway, who remembers when Arsenio Hall and Paula Abdul dated back then in the late 80’s/early 90’s? Why do people feel the need to acknowledge something that happened almost 20 years ago? We already knew all of this, hello? That’s like Prince acknowledging that he boned Apollonia! Next!

“I know that everybody has opinions about Paula and what she’s about, but my experiences with her – best girl to hang with on the planet. Me and Paula would laugh so much… Paula would laugh and then pee… There’s nothing more important than having a woman get your sense of humour, and for your woman to pee is like a standing ovation. I was madly in love with her… That’s my girl to death and I’m always there for her. You know how people say Paula’s eccentric… Imagine how amazing she is sexually… Can you throw your woman in the air and she turn into sunshine?” (source)

Did he just quote “Harlem Nights”? Really? Is there good vajayjay like that anymore that it turns into sunshine? Is he still stuck in the 80’s? Someone get him a gig and a woman who can cook!

(pics via Wire Image)