Remember years ago when a singer would get arresting for simulating a sex act on stage (example: Bobby Brown) or you would be banned from a certain country for cursing on stage (some reggae artists)? Well, I am wondering if Akon and Wyclef should be arrested for indecent exposure, because this is just, well, you go ahead and finish the rest.

Most sites would ask which one would you smash, whose body looks better, etc., etc. But I just can’t bring myself to fantasize about neither one of them smashing, even with a paper bag over their head, in the dark and a case of Hennessey already consumed.

As if this doesn’t have any gay undertones already, the fact that Akon is trying to suggest that he is packing is laughable. HMPH. Don’t you hate that? That’s equivalent to men stuffing their underwear with tube socks and/or Mentos (don’t ask me how I know about the Mentos).

At least they are wearing some designer underwear, I hope they are clean though. That would be funny, if they stripped down and there are yellow stains and a brown landing strip on Akon’s underwear. And it would give me a reason to toss him off the stage, like he did that guy.

(photo from Wire Image)