(spotted at The Root)

Sadly, I wish I was making this up. Didn’t we just get over T-Pain and his “Big Ass Chain” a few months ago?

What person in their right mind would get a plastic toy car bedazzled out and then have a remote control that accompanies it? Did Soulja Boy look in his toy chest and say, “I’m gonna trick out one of my toys?” My guess is that they are running out of ideas on how to customize their jewelry or they have run out of ways to one up each other with their bling. This is what happens when Jacob the Jeweler is locked up for two years.

I’m hoping that when Soulja Boy takes his toy Lambo car chain 0ut for a test drive out on the sidewalk somewhere, that a real Lambo runs that sh-t over. Seriously.