So, I guess he wants to get rid of that “Punk” name, huh? And what better way to do so than to try to join the WWE?

Not that I’m complaining, because celebrites and athletes have been on WWE before, but how do you go from lawyer to reality show star to being J-Hud’s fiance to a wrestler? But of course, you know, wrestling is fake, so it shouldn’t mess up his looks. (I did think he had a nice body, until everyone started screaming that he looked suspect, but moving on……)

He’s not officially part of the WWE yet, so challenging John Cena will have to wait. But Otunga is honing the fine points of his character, an exaggeration of his own persona: Dawson Alexander, Esq. “I wanted something very official and lawyer-sounding,” he explains. “The initials are D.A. … Pretty clever.”

His finishing move? The Closing Argument. “I’m still working on it,” Otunga says. “It’s a power move, I’ll say that.”

Fiancee Hudson is his No. 1 fan, he says: “She loves it.” They haven’t decided on a wedding date yet — or if the wedding will be in Chicago — because they’re both so busy. “It was almost like love at first sight,” Otunga says. “We just clicked. We met one day and have been together ever since.”

Look, as long as he doesn’t take any of the “roids”, he’s alright with me. The last thing we need to see is a overly buff man with a small dingaling, ok? And J-hud wouldn’t be happy with that!

source via Bourgy