It saddens me that we have to hear about yet another breakup with Jennifer Lopez (yawn, is anyone ever good enough for her?). It also tickles me to death to hear that she planned her divorce to Marc Anthony and scheduled it for Valentine’s Day. Now that’s f’ed up. I will give her this much, at least she’s waiting until this year is over to go through with it. How tactful.

First off, she’s a Leo (drama, drama, drama, diva extrodianaire), so I really don’t get why one would want to plan and organize a divorce (this would be something that a Virgo would do, not me though).  I wonder what Marc (poor thing, making us Virgos look so bad right now, being passive and such) was thinking through the whole ordeal when she came up with this idea of announcing it during his concert performance (another Leo trait, stealing someone’s shine to make sure the attention is focused on them).

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may have renewed their wedding vows a mere three months ago, but their rocky romance will likely bite the dust right after Valentine’s Day, says an insider.

“Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14,” a friend of the couple tells us. “Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell.” (source)

WTF is this, Destiny’s Child?

Ummm, singing a song with your soon to be ex? Not a good look. Is he really going to go through with this? I hope not. Do you really need to hear this at a concert that you’ve spent your hard earned money on? Highly unlikely. He should cancel the show out of spite, no one wants to hear about their dirty laundry. Pregnancy, OK. Proposing to someone on stage? Cool. Divorce? No thanks.

Jennifer just needs is a staff full of servants to cater to her every hour on the hour. Oh, wait, she has that. She just needs a punching bag to double as her man servant.