Wow, I haven’t posted a pic of a drunk celebrity in a while. Perhaps these celebrities have gotten it together and realized that it’s not a good look?

Anywoo, even though I don’t have a pic of a drunk celebrity this time around I just love hearing about them throwing up after a night of partying. It’s a reminder that they are just as normal, except that they spend big money on bottles of booze, while the rest of us have to drink first before they go out or chip in with your friends to buy that Grey Goose.

JERMAINE Dupri had a little too much of a good time celebrating his 36th birthday. The other night, Dupri and his squeeze, Janet Jackson, went to Tenjune, where, spies say, they shared bottles of Jay-Z’s Ace of Spades Champagne and Patrón tequila with Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T – until Dupri “vomited in Janet’s lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.” (source)

Nasty! Nasty Boy! (yeah, I had to get that out of my system!)

Lesson #1: don’t mix liquors! As if I needed to tell you that. Stay consistent with your booze. Like if you’re going to be drinking apple martinis, stick with vodka based drinks. If you’re going to be drinking Hennessey, stick with the Henny. 

Lesson #2: don’t leave them hanging after they threw up! What happened to loyalty? Sheesh. Janet could always get her shat dry cleaned, after all, she is Miss Jackson! I know she was embarrassed and all, but to leave your man hanging, wowwww! What will marriage be like for them?

Lesson #3: stop and pick up an Alka Seltzer. My mother has been telling me this for a while now, and this works! It really does! Take it the following morning when you are hungover.

Lesson #4: I don’t care what anyone says, Red Bull mixed with alcohol is the DEVIL! Who in the hell came up with that concoction? (Read Lesson #1)