DMX just has too much drama going on in his life! Drugs, court cases, in and out of jail, what else could go wrong?

How convienient is it to be hospitalized for “stroke-like symptoms” on the day that he’s supposed to be in court? Are you as skeptical as I am? As much as I want to cry out “Bulls–t”, I just can’t bring myself to do so. Because deep down, you all want to root for him to pull himself together.  

Troubled rap star DMX missed an important court date yesterday (September 23) after being hastened to a South Florida hospital due to suffering “stroke-like” symptoms.

While DMX’s current condition is unknown, hospital officials did disclose he will not be released for at least the next few days.

Charles Kozelka, DMX’s lawyer, claimed earlier today to not know any specific details about his client’s health.

“I don’t know the cause, but I know that he’s still hospitalized and that they’ve admitted him and won’t be releasing him for a couple more days,” Kozelka stated. (source)

Besides, how many times have you been called for jury duty and you had to make up some weird excuse to not show up? I’m talking about after you’ve exhausted all of your postponements. You know you did it!

And for the record, I do not think that there is anything funny about having a stroke.