…..because this sounds all too familiar.

Remember that video girl Rita G (from that “Flashing Lights” video) who was selling her used underwear on her website? Could it be that MJ ripped a page from her and/or consulted with her and decided that auctioning off his drawers was the way to go? YOU NASTY!!!! It’s things like this that make me want to just develop an ulcer, because I worry about such things. As much as I try to support my fellow Virgos (and other zodiac signs), this is NOT the things that Virgos do and I am appalled!!!!

“MICHAEL Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape.” (source)

As if police tape and an evidence bag were gonna make it any better, the fact remains that they’re still worn. And still nasty. Genius he may be in his music and his dancing, but selling his drawers? No thanks. Don’t we have a hard enough time dealing with our men washing their own drawers? What makes celebrity drawers any different?

(Spotted at Tha Feedback)