As per Chance, New York’s sex was wack.
I often wonder if New York (aka Tiffany Pollard, or Patterson, or whatever it is) is the spokesperson for blue eyeshadow because she is always wearing it like it’s going out of style (and didn’t it go out of style yet?)! I guess this is her signature look, blue eyeshadow, some fake eyelashes, some weave and big beach ball tatas.
And if you care, Chance from “I love New York” and “I Love Money” didn’t exactly give rave reviews as far as sex with her goes…
“It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.” (Hee. Sounds like someone has had practice before.)
And he offers some advice:
“Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.” (source)
Really? Did we really need to know what sex with New York is like? Are you forgetting that she had sex with Flavor Flav? Chance should have asked Flavor Flav what it was like so that he’d know in advance what he was dealing with. Too late now.
Better yet, Chance, tell me what sex with Sister Patterson was like, with her big forehead LOL! That would keep me interested, knowing that Sister Patterson acts all high and mighty.
Not that anyone would want to have sex with Chance in the first place, with his bird chest and messed up teeth LMAO!
Posted: August 29th, 2008 under Really now?, TMI, TV, WTF?, not the time to be a celebrity!, reality shows, you nasty.
Comments: 10
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Comment from Tayo
Time: August 29, 2008, 2:25 pm
*promptly scrubbing brain of any memory of that post*
ENTIRELY tmi…
Comment from Kitty
Time: August 29, 2008, 2:38 pm
He should be happy anyone wanted to sleep with his scrawny behind. Kissing and telling has never been a good look.
Comment from sHaE-sHaE
Time: August 29, 2008, 10:23 pm
99.9% of the world could have guessed the sex was wack. How could he not know? I’m surprised one of his ribs didn’t pop her fake melons and send her fizzing around the room.
Comment from Anthony Taurus
Time: August 30, 2008, 10:57 am
ummmm i doubt it. chance is gay. i thought that was obvious.
Comment from Muhammad
Time: August 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
I wonder what’s the deal with the Barbie chest? She is the poster child of what I hate from a tired ghetto broad. I thought it was impossible to be that ignorant, but she disproves it every time. Of course the sex was wack, but why keep stating the obvious. Just shut the hell up.
Comment from freshandfab
Time: August 31, 2008, 11:45 am
haha poor ny…u wud think at least her sex wud be decent
mess
Comment from Marcus LANGFORD
Time: September 1, 2008, 7:26 pm
how embarrassing is this!? but i am gonna snatch this and take it right on over to ‘associated mess’; look out for it.
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