My other favorite Gemini, Andre 3000, threw a hissy fit in an Atlanta restaurant AND left no tip. Such a diva. Then again, Geminis are supposedly cheap and will be bitchy and moody (too much astrology and horoscopes, I know, I know). I’ll bet he threw a “do you know who I am?” ‘tude while complaining about his food.

“Atlanta waiter Matt Moore claims that he went out of his way to hook Andre up with some vegan dishes after the rapper visited the restaurant he works in — even though it is non-vegan. Apparently, that effort wasn’t enough and Andre decided to complain anyways — getting his bill reduced in the process. At the end of the meal, the low-baller left a $0 tip and walked away. Classy.

What’s a guy to do? eBay! Moore was understandably pissed and threw his story up on the auction site, along with a description of the injustice and the offending receipt. “The chef had tried to please them with original dishes and took time out of the busy dinner to customize a meal for them,” he wrote. “Despite the spot-on service and super-catered food, they felt the need to leave me no money. I had nothing to do with the food, yet he stiffed me.” (source)

So let me get this straight. He throws a hissy fit in a restaurant that is non-vegan because they didn’t cater to his high expectations? That’s like someone going into a Muslim restaurant and asking for a ham sandwich! If one is looking for vegan food in a soul food restaurant (let’s just say that this Atlanta restaurant was a soul food restaurant for shits and giggles), then they are shit out of luck. These are the same type of people who, even though you don’t have whatever it is, will tell you to “just make it happen”.

I just hope that Andre 3000 thinks twice before he comes back to that restaurant. He better hope that no one spits in his food or something.

As a side note, this is also why dating sucks. We have to worry about dudes like him not leaving a tip or being just plain cheap LOL.

Stank you, Andre 3000. Stank you very much. 

(spotted at C&D)