Mackin’ at the gym….NOT!
First, I just wanted to share with you guys the latest misadventures of MzVirgo. Secondly, that is not me in the picture LOL.
It was a Saturday and I went to my local gym to work out. I was wearing the regular sweatpants and t-shirt (no holes, thank you) and I do my usual cardio and strength training. One of the employees (not a trainer) was eyeballing me. He wanted to know if I was married, dating, single, etc. The usual….
I was now on the cross trainer machine and there he is again, now asking me who was I working out for? The hell?? Is that how it is, you have to be working out for someone else? I tell him in typical, cold Virgo fashion that I do this for me. He asked me how long would I be finished…..
Fast forward and now he’s trying to ask me out. He’s trying too hard to be like LL Cool J…..
….constantly licking his lips and telling me how “established” he was, had no kids, had his own place and no drama going on. Until he said the unspeakable…….did I want to chill at his place, order takeout and watch a movie?
OHHH HELLLL NOOOO!
By the way, the employee deals with sales/memberships, so if that was his way of trying to asking me out on a date, then his selling skills were terrible. He couldn’t possibly get a date, nor a commission!
I tell a friend (who works out at a different gym about the situation and the friend said two things that tickled me; number one, picking up someone at the gym was “so 80′s (or was it 90′s?)” and that my location, in particular, was nothing more than a meat market as per the friend’s trainer.
To quote one of Busta Rhymes’ albums, “It Ain’t Safe No More”.
Posted: July 12th, 2008 under QUI!, Random BS, STFU, TMI, WTF?, freaky, personal, questionable, this is why I drink, you nasty.
Comments: 9
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Comment from Muhammad
Time: July 13, 2008, 12:47 pm
You must be hotter than fish grease at 200 degrees if men hit on you at the gym. When I used to hit up gyms the LAST thing on my mind was to hit on a woman there especially if she’s sweating just as much as I. I’m focus on making my arms look bigger than the spaghetti noodles they look like now. lol Maybe after she takes a shower & is about to leave, but that’s still a stretch. Like I said before duke has gotten away with that on other occasions. I’m sure he’s had women over for take out, a movie, followed by some hardcore boning. lmao I guess he thought the same could work with you. You should’ve accepted Mz. Virgo, and once you saw the movie was “Ebony Booties 32″ you could throw rice & sesame chicken in his face & BOUNCE! lmao
Comment from PUSSYCATFUN
Time: July 14, 2008, 12:59 pm
MIZVIRGO……THAT’S WHY I DON’T GO TO UNISEX FITTNESS CLUBS…
THE BITCHES WALK AROUND IN THESE TIGHT ASS TIGHTS WITH FULL THEATER MAKEUP..WEAVE ALL DONE UP…..MEN WALKING AROUND ALL ROID UP ……I WALKED OUT!
YOU SHOULD OF SNAPPED ON HIS ASS…IT WOULDN’T OF GOTTEN THAT FAR WITH ME….!
FIRST OF ALL AS SOON AS HE WOULD OF CAME AT ME WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT I WOULD OF BEEN LIKE:
UMMM….EXCUSE ME BUT, I’M TRYING TO DO ME RIGHT NOW SO WHAT EVER IT IS YOUR SELLING I’M NOT INTERRESTED!
SO CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE….
AND AS SOON AS HE WOULD OF CALLED ME THE USUSAL “FUCK YOU BITCH…YOU AIN’T ALL THAT”
I WOULD OF CAME BACK AT HIM “IN MY VERY LOUD OUT SIDE VOICE” GOOD!!!!! THANK GOD!!!!! YOU THINK I’M A BITCH SO NOW I CAN CONTIUNE TO WORK OUT WITH OUT YOU ASKING FOR MY NUMBER!!!!!!!THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!! I NOW DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU EVER SAYING ANYTHING TO ME EVER IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAAAAAANK GOOOOOD!!!!!!!
HE WOULD OF FELT LIKE PURE SHIT!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment from Misconstrued
Time: July 14, 2008, 5:42 pm
that was a hot mess…that is sooooooooooooooooo 84 Salt and Pepper Push It..lol lol
the nerve of lame ass dudes tryna pick you up…wtf?
Comment from ms.kimba412
Time: July 15, 2008, 6:06 am
Mz.Virgo – having had a similar ‘yo’, baby’ gym experience – I’ve learned that earbuds are the universal symbol for Leave Me The F*ck Alone!
That, and ‘accidentally’ rapping aloud to a few verses of Fabo’s “A Milli”. Trust me – it keeps the hounds away- they’ll think you’re crazy!
Comment from Luci Fer
Time: July 17, 2008, 9:57 am
Mz. Virgo get over yourself and be happy someone paid your azz some attention! Why would you blog about trying to get booked-who cares! It must not happen to you often otherwise it would not make for new news-Get It. That’s like me saying oh this morning I got up and brushed my teeth-I do that everyday so it’s not worth mentioning.
Comment from mzvirgo
Time: July 17, 2008, 10:25 am
@ Lucifer,
Thanks for stopping by. No, I do not think that this is “News”, but something humorous to post. Not that I need to explain myself, but at either rate, it tickles me that you felt the need to tell me that I need to “get over myself”. If I want to post that I jerked off King Kong, then so be it. But this is my blog and whether or not my personal stories are newsworthy to you, shouldn’t even matter.
But I digress….carry on.
Comment from Hotsauce
Time: July 17, 2008, 10:26 am
Damn virgo seems like Luci- fer Hates you LOL!!!
anyways…The gym is a meat market everyone wants the chick that keeps her body right. next time do like KIMBA said and put the earbuds in your ear and even if you hear him talking to you just pretend that you don’t….it works everytime.
Comment from Misconstrued
Time: July 17, 2008, 10:41 am
Lucifer…
Go fuck yourself…….
She can POST as long and as much as SHE WANTS because dumb ass, it is her SITE?
You are as ignorant to RESPOND TO HER on her site AS the dude was FOR LICKING HIS LIPS IN HIS LACKLUSTER approach while she was working out at the gym. the nerve????
L–A–M–E!
Comment from Misconstrued
Time: July 17, 2008, 10:43 am
Lucifer,
Go and Die…
you are as LAME for responding on MZVIRGO’S website as that dude was for trying to get at her WHILE LICKING HIS LIPS? wtf….
DUMBASS, can you say it with me?????
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