I’m mad as hell that no one called me or invited me to this auction LOL! Because I live in Harlem and I didn’t even know that DMX owned a townhouse on Fifth Avenue! Hmph, feh and BAH!

Anyway, as if he doesn’t have enough drama going on in his life, DMX’s townhouse is up for sale. This, along with his arrest in Miami for trying to buy coke and weed and no driver’s license! Twice in one week?!?!? Dayum, that’s enough to make me drink! How his wife Tashera puts up with him, is beyond belief.

“DMX, who’s had scrapes with the law over charges of animal cruelty and drug possession, might now lose a Fifth Avenue townhouse because he didn’t promote a line of canine couture.

The vacant, 18-foot wide property at 2007 Fifth Ave. and East 124th Street – near the fancy Marcus Garvey Park – is due to be auctioned on Aug. 13.

The sheriff’s sale should satisfy a judgment – totaling $281,000 with interest – resulting from a breach of contract lawsuit filed in 2004.

DMX bought the property as an investment in 2001 for $725,000, but was never able to legally convert the single room occupancy building into high-priced rentals. ” (source)

Could you imagine renting from DMX? LOL, I’m trying to picture him as my landlord….then again, maybe I shouldn’t. The picture alone scares me.

(photo from Hip Hollywood)