I just want to know why these celebrities feel the need to come to Myspace to air out their dirty laundry, clear the air or show their disdain for other celebrities via a blog. But I digress. Celebrity bloggers must be the new black……

So Al wants us to know that in no way is he a gigolo, he’s not gay (HAAAAAAA!) and wants us to get to know him before we judge him. Whatever. Read some excerpts under the hood.

“In my mind, it feels like “Dump on Al Month.” And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity.

The media has barraged me (at my home), my friends, my family (including my 79 year old mother), my college classmates, my students and my professional colleagues. Yet, despite this intense level of provocation, I have said nothing.

…..To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. (rolls eyes, sooo sassy) And if you see me, just call me Al.” (Source)

Hmmm, says on his Myspace page that he is a Gemini, eh? (Don’t get me started on Geminis, that is another time and place.) And still married! Perhaps he needs to update his profile, since he is divorced now?

We still don’t believe you, Al. Go sip your pina colada in Miami and tell that to someone who really cares.

(spotted at C&D)