So the wedding is off today for Remy Ma and Papoose. His azz, trying to be creative, snuck in a handcuff key as a “wedding present” and the officials confiscated it as contraband. I know Remy is heated right now, not only because she can’t see her man until November, but because of his dumb azz. Come on now! A KEY!! What is this, “Oz”? More under the hood…

“Remy Ma’s jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.

“A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled,” a corrections official told the Daily News.

“The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use,” the official said.

The Brooklyn-born Papoose - real name Shamele Mackie - won’t be able to see his fiance now until November.

“The visitor was sanctioned by not being able to visit Rikers Island again for 6 months,” the official said. “He was asked to leave.” (source)

That’s right Papoose, fock it up for everybody. Why couldn’t he just give her a “Get out of Jail Free” card?