Things to do after you’ve been eliminated from “Flavor of Love”
Wasn’t Dymez from Flavor of Love 3 like the first one eliminated? Oh well, maybe it’s just me not being able to catch up. Enjoy this all too obvious list under the hood. (off topic, I love a man who can take care of his nails, but this shat is taking it too far. We now continue with the regularly scheduled blog.)
1. Pose in a mens magazine with an oiled up booty. Or make a calendar.
2. Star in a spinoff reality show with other eliminated contestants (i.e. Charm School).
3. Create a Myspace page for all of your fans (with booty shots, of course) Blog is optional.
4. Do something scandalous in hopes that you will be noticed (sex tape) and then deny it. Like Erykah Badu said, do some hoe sh-t. Hee.
5. Host some events at some clubs and hope that the locals treat you like the celebrity you are in your mind.
6. Get breast implants or any other cosmetic surgery. Or a better weave (“New York”).
7. Appear in some music videos. Again, do some hoe sh-t.
8. Start your own line of whatever (weaves, lip chap, clothing line) and hope that takes off.
9. Try a singing or a rap career (i.e. Deelishis).
10. Go back to your old job and hope that no one laughs at you.
(Pics courtesy of Straight from the A and Myspace)
Posted: May 8th, 2008 under TV, booty, celebrity, clubbing, events, extreme makeover, flavor of love, ghetto, media, money, not the time to be a celebrity!, reality shows.
Comments: 7
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Comment from Marcus LANGFORD
Time: May 8, 2008, 11:51 am
Yeah, she obviously went up off of there quick, because I don’t even remember this chick!
:::Marcus LANGFORD:::
Comment from Invisibleman
Time: May 8, 2008, 12:51 pm
I like that list!
Comment from Misconstrued
Time: May 8, 2008, 1:03 pm
that is a hot ass mess
Comment from LaKeshia (Kreative Talk)
Time: May 8, 2008, 2:14 pm
That list is funny as hell! I just don’t understand why these trashy women who even considers to kiss Flav think they are real celebs…a f*cking Hot A** mess!
Comment from Quick
Time: May 8, 2008, 4:50 pm
“Pose in a mens magazine with an oiled up booty”…that’s is too funny…and oh so true!
Comment from Muhammad
Time: May 8, 2008, 11:59 pm
Flavor Flav is having too much fun with these chicks, and these chicks are flustered as to their next move. I always keep this as number 11 & that’s “don’t quit your day job.”
LMAO @ “I love a man who can take care of his nails, but this shat is taking it too far.”
I’m not one to get manicures or pedicures. Y’all just have to deal with my crusties. lmao
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