Kim Kardashian wants the world to know that she got rid of her cellulite in her blog. Great, just rub it in for those women who can’t afford to get rid of cellulite and resort to wearing pantyhose like Beyonce! Sheesh! Anywoo, more under the hood.

“Three months ago my sisters and I visited the American Laser Center and did a VelaShape treatment, and we filmed the entire process!

Of course, now that the episode is about to air, the American Laser Center released a press statement saying we went there for the treatment, and now everyone is assuming I am secretly hurt by Paris’ comments about me having cellulite and I am now rushing to try to do anything I can to get rid of it!

Well of course that is not the case! This treatment was done months before her joking around and I wouldn’t have filmed the process if this was something I was insecure or embarrassed about!” (source)

Is it that serious? Are we now we supposed to believe that her butt is real because she has cellulite (gasp)? I think there is more than what she is telling. That’s like the time that Pam Anderson took out her implants because she wanted to be “taken seriously”. What did she do? She went and got a bigger rack! Being the overanalytical, skeptical person I am, I don’t buy it. I think something went horribly wrong with her butt injections (or whatever procedure she had to get her butt that way) and she went back for a retouch of some sorts. Yeah I said it!

(Awaiting Angel Lola Luv to post a blog about her assets.)