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This publicity stunt (yeah I said it!) reminds me of the time I had one and a half margaritas at a bar and threw up. Because it’s that nauseating. Now they have pictures of their sham wedding. Pass me a bucket.

Here’s some bullshat for you:

“We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”

Cannon adds: “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.” (source)

Perhaps I need something stronger than Patron to drown out this mess called reality. That “10 times beautiful on the inside” comment has some hidden undertones in there. Hee. My mind is in the gutter today. It sounds like Nick is whipped something terrible.

I STILL don’t buy it. You know I am a skeptic and a usually a cheerleader for foolishness. But I’ll just go ahead and say it. Mr. Mariah Carey aka Nick Cannon, this is not the time for you to be a celebrity! Go back to doing your “Wild n’ Out” shows and leave the publicity stunts to those who are pros at it, like Beyonce and Jay-Z.