Thong jeans? I don’t think so!
(photos from StyleDash)
This, to me, is the last straw!
I thought that low rise jeans were going out of style and I thought that we got tired of seeing a woman’s thong or a butt crack. But noooo, they had to come out with a new invention: the thong jeans.
Do we really need a super low rise jean with a matching jeweled denim thong sewn onto the jeans? I think not.
“Designer Sandra Tanimura said she decided to introduce the designs as her customers wanted very low trousers – but had difficulty keeping them up.
She said: “We specialise in making low-rise trousers and our customers wanted them to get even lower.
“It was very difficult meeting these demands without the trousers falling down.
“I came up with the idea of using the bikini strings to let the trousers hang really low without falling.” (source)
Umm, for my $89.00, I would rather sit back with my big bottle of Grey Goose or Patron and ponder why someone would want to make jeans lower than what they already are. Because this sounds like some drunk shyt right about now. Just because some customer says they want their jeans lower doesn’t make it a good idea.
Low rise isn’t for everybody. There are some out there who don’t have the tight body or the small waist, but will still insist on wearing low rise jeans and risk looking like a “muffin top”. I don’t know about these jeans, y’all.
Posted: April 27th, 2008 under WTF?, fashion, questionable, this is why I drink.
Comments: 15
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Comment from Marleaux
Time: April 28, 2008, 3:05 am
What in the Compton Swapmeet exclusive item heyell. Those are a mess. I mean why even stop there, just shot for the moon in the ass out jeans…
Comment from Muhammad
Time: April 28, 2008, 5:52 am
I’ve seen a couple of gay dudes rock those leather “pants” that pretty much only cover the legs & leave the butt cheeks relatively uncovered. However they usually wore jock straps or briefs that showed. I could see them rocking these jeans & looking just as horrible. I could only like it if I saw some chick with a nice round ass was able to pull it off.
Comment from freshandfab
Time: April 28, 2008, 7:29 am
oh hell naw
that aint rite, its looks cheap and tacky, what self respected girl would wear that ish out
Comment from chrissy snow
Time: April 28, 2008, 10:22 am
1st off, why the chick in the jeans ain’t got nobody’s hips??????
2nd who in the hell gon buy that ahit cept for teenage girls with no taste????
3rd that mess don’t even look comfortable
4th who invented them deelishis, lmao are they from her jean line??
Comment from chrissy snow
Time: April 28, 2008, 10:25 am
lmmfao see, i didn’t even read the whole article cause the fact that these jeans even exsisted disturbed me, anyway if i had of read it, i would have seen the designers name……she gon sell em for 89.00 bucks, man please who gon pay that much money for tasteless attire
Comment from mzvirgo
Time: April 28, 2008, 10:38 am
LMAO @ Chrissy Snow, the ones that would buy them would be someone from the Flavor of Love or Paris Hilton.
Comment from chrissy snow
Time: April 28, 2008, 11:06 am
ahhahhahhahha @ mzV that’s prolly paris lil bony no hip having ass in the dang pic……and i can just see prancer lil ass wearing a pair of them stank jeans, thinking she rocking it…….lmmfao lawd this post gave me a good ass morning laugh thanks for that
Comment from chrissy snow
Time: April 28, 2008, 11:07 am
lmmfao why i just pictured angel lola big nasty ass love tryna to get her self into a pair of these thangs, imma gon tell her ass right now, THEY AIN’T MADE FOR YOU…..
Comment from mzvirgo
Time: April 28, 2008, 1:39 pm
@ Chrissy Snow, If I see Angel Lola Luv, Kim K, Coco, Buffie, or any of those butt girls with those jeans on, I’m gonna stick a pin in their inflated azzes! Glad to have made your day with this post…
Comment from chrissy snow
Time: April 28, 2008, 3:35 pm
you forgot the ass of all asses deelishis stank pose self…..and yeah this post here had me dying MzV….lol
Comment from PUSSYCATFUN
Time: April 28, 2008, 4:36 pm
WHAT TYPE OF MONOSTAT 1000 SHYT IS THIS!
ALL THIS SAY IS YEAST INFECTION/ CHAFFING OF THE VIRGINIA!
THE OBGYN THONG JEANS CAUSE THAT’S WHERE YOUR GONNA END UP AFTER ONE NIGHT AT THE CLUB IN THAT SHIT!
BUT, OF CORSE YOUR GONNA SEE THE YOUNG ASS GIRLS WALING UP AND DOWN THE STREETS WITH THEM ON AS YOUNG AS 10 AND WHEN THE PEDIFILES AND RAPISTS RIDE UP ON THEM IN A BLACK VAN WITH NO WINDOWS.
AND FOR 89.00 I’LL GO TO HOMES LIQUORS AND GET A CASE OF CORONA, A BOTTLE OF ABOSULTE VODKA AND GO TO THE BOOTLEG DUDE AND GET A COUPLE OF CD’S AND GET EFFED UP ALL NITE…YEAST INFECTION FREE!
Comment from idk…
Time: April 28, 2008, 11:16 pm
what the eff?
I bet not see no one with these on… 89 dollars?!? shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*….
Comment from fechols
Time: April 29, 2008, 5:56 pm
I actually think the Thong Jeans are hot on the right body. I shared the photo’s with some friends both straight and gay, and the gay community gave them thumbs up. You know what they say if the gay community has accepted it, it got to be ALRIGHT”.
Comment from neice
Time: April 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
well for my $89.00 i can buy 4 pairs of $20.00 jeans to stay on my flat ass
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