Are we supposed to be surprised by this? When will these celebrities learn that you can’t turn a gay person straight? No matter how much money you have, no matter how fine you are, no matter how good you are in bed, they will always choose the sausages over the fish. 

“In a statement released exclusively to Entertainment Tonight, the former “View” co-host says:  “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life.  A month ago I filed for divorce.  The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts.  I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.” (source)

Blah blah blah. I’m gonna quote Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” (how appropriate for this blog, hee) and tell Star, “You can’t handle the truth!” If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then guess what? It’s a DUCK!