(photo from Wire Image)

If there was ever a time to bring back the “Stop Snitching” T-shirt, please let it be now (or have Lil’ Kim knock some sense into him, after all, she didn’t snitch). Ever since he had his little sex tape with Kim Kardashian, he just feels the need to kiss and tell and tell some more. Read more of his yapping underneath the hood. Running his mouth like an old woman…….

“Are there good stories from you and Yung Berg being on the road promoting “Sexy Can I”?
Probably the wildest is, lately, girls [are] putting H2O in their bodies and then having [it] shoot out like waterfalls. And it wasn’t just a little bit. You had to step back because the water was shooting everywhere. They’re very talented. Unk, Baby D, Berg and I in St. Louis in this penthouse. The whole Koch crew was in that mug. They rented out this room for us and just brought [the girls] in. I directed that. I was like, “Yo, we gotta do something different. Why don’t ya’ll take this gallon of water and pour it inside of you and let that sh*t shoot out.” She was like, “Okay.” She sucked her stomach in a little bit and just pushed [it] out. It damn near got on my pants. I was 10 feet away.”

You nasty, says I.

“What was the craziest thing you ever saw at Can Am?
We walked in one day and Faith was sitting on Pac’s lap while Pac was writing a verse. It was like, “What the f*ck is going on?” That was one of the craziest sights, dog.

That really happened?
Faith was in Pac’s lap. I was like, “What the f*ck? I know I’m not? Is that? It can’t?” Three weeks later, “Hit ‘Em Up” came out. There’s a couple of people that came up out of that camp. Bow Wow was in Snoop’s camp. Keyshia Cole was always through Death Row in her younger days. I used to see Keyshia all the time in there with Pac. I’m not hating on nobody. I got love for Faith. That was unbelievable, during the time of the East Coast-West Coast beef.”

Why is he bringing up the past?

“What bothers you the most in terms of gossip about you?
I don’t know. A lot of people think of me as being an attention whore or a slut. And I’m not really that. I love being in front of the camera and entertaining. But I do respect women. I’m not disrespectful to anybody that I’m cool with. I just want people to know that I’m not a disrespectful pedophile.” (Source)

A “Disrespectful pedophile”? Woooowww, like there is such a thing as a respectful pedophile. Chris Hansen, anyone?

I’m going to quote an old James Brown song, “Talking loud and ain’t saying nothing.” And oh yeah, keep that waterfall stuff to yourself. You superfreak, you.