Where’s New York at? Why are you dressed like a frat boy at someone’s birthday party in Las Vegas? Why are you getting a little too comfortable with Shana Moakler and that publicist Lizzie Grubman?

Tailor Made, I thought you were into designer fashions and had good taste. But you just look like you rolled out of bed. It’s a miracle they let you in looking like that. New York will NOT be pleased.

(photos from Wire Image)