OK, let’s get it out in the open. I’m not going to be too kind about this either.

Our government and our politicians are a bunch of freaks. They are getting their freak on like they are in Las Vegas or Hedonism or Freaknik and act like that they are not going to get caught out there.

While we are busy wondering about if Chris Brown and Rihanna are together (yawn), let’s get to the real issue at hand.

John McCain is the latest to get caught up on some freakiness. Hmm, I wonder if Larry Flynt (Hustler) is going to speak on this one. Rick James would be so proud. He’s the one who put all that freakiness on the map. He would probably say something like, “everyone should get freaky, especially in the White House. F-ck yo couch, n—a!”

But seriously, why am I not surprised? Why should we be surprised at all? I will admit, these people look like they don’t even have sex LOL. They look so uptight and boring.

We get caught up in the moment and we forget what the purpose is at hand: who should we vote for and why? What can they do for us? We get caught up on who did drugs, who has a gay kid, how many times Hillary cried, etc, etc, it’s so dramatic that I thought I was watching “Days of Our Lives”. Are politics our new soap opera?

Let’s say that he did get freaky with Vicki Iseman on the low, right? Things are going well until the haters (the advisors) see that she is hanging around him like a groupie and tell her that she needs to stop seeing him. But he’s laying the pipe so good, how can she leave? And he’s probably hooked her up with some excellent “perks” (hello, flying in a corporate jet with him? Hmmm, you can’t do that with a jumpoff, take notes, Superhead).

 And my all time favorite line when they are asked about their relationship, “she’s just a friend.” Yeah. More like a friend with benefits.   

And here is another thing. People are so hypocritical it’s unbelievable. How can the government and the politicians be against something like gay marriage when we had Larry Craig doing the foot Morse Code in the bathroom stall? Please. How can we talk about morals and ethics if there are some politicians who have been married and divorced like 3 or 4 times (Rudy Giuliani) and/or having affairs?

I will say this. What is done in the dark will come into the light.