Before I go out later tonight (stay tuned, kiddies), I had to blog about this. Only because it had “Hennessy” in the title. Other than that, this was also a birthday celebration for the Editor in Chief of XXL Magazine, Datwon Thomas. A few other celebrities under the hood. And I must say, Terrence and Rocsi from “106th and Park” get out quite often, making appearances at clubs and what not. I do need to get out more. That’s just me.  Read more »

Posted: May 9th, 2008 under It's a celebration, b----es!, TV, celebrity, clubbing, events, media, rap.
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GAHHHHHH!!! 

I often wonder if the Jackson family use the same plastic surgeon? And if so, is there a family discount? Because Latoya is looking a mess right about now. Ghostly pale is NOT IN! And please don’t tell me that she has the same disorder as Michael, you know, the vitiligo. And don’t tell me that she looks good for her age either (51). Just age gracefully!

This should be yet another wake-up call to Lil’ Kim, Vivica, Wendy Williams, hell, anyone who is addicted to the knife. Too much is definitely enough. When you get to the point that you are barely recognizable, just stop right there.

(photo source)

Posted: May 9th, 2008 under GAHHHHHH!, Oh my eyes!!!, WTF?, beauty, celebrity, extreme makeover, fashion, freaky, hot mess, not the time to be a celebrity!, youth.
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(Wowwwwwwww………I’m not even going to comment on the mugshot, I will leave that up to you guys.)

DMX was arrested in Arizona for speeding. What, was he auditioning for “The Fast and the Furious”? And it took more than 3 months to catch up to him? More under the hood. Someone pass me the 151 proof Bacardi rum, please…….I don’t know if I should laugh or have pity for DMX. Read more »

Posted: May 9th, 2008 under GAHHHHHH!, WTF?, What you drinking?, drugs, hot mess, jail, music, not the time to be a celebrity!, rap.
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Kim Kardashian wants the world to know that she got rid of her cellulite in her blog. Great, just rub it in for those women who can’t afford to get rid of cellulite and resort to wearing pantyhose like Beyonce! Sheesh! Anywoo, more under the hood. Read more »

Posted: May 8th, 2008 under Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, TMI, beauty, blogging, booty, extreme makeover, website.
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Wasn’t Dymez from Flavor of Love 3 like the first one eliminated? Oh well, maybe it’s just me not being able to catch up. Enjoy this all too obvious list under the hood. (off topic, I love a man who can take care of his nails, but this shat is taking it too far. We now continue with the regularly scheduled blog.) Read more »

Posted: May 8th, 2008 under TV, booty, celebrity, clubbing, events, extreme makeover, flavor of love, ghetto, media, money, not the time to be a celebrity!, reality shows.
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You know, women can be some catty b–tches. We can’t pay a compliment to anyone without finding something out of place (hair, makeup, outfit, shoes). We always give each other dirty looks. And we just can’t be happy with someone else’s success. And we are so competitive.

Well, here is an example of two successful women who STILL can’t seem to bury the hatchet. STILL? Barbara Walters is pimping her autobiography and telling EVERYTHING on Oprah, even Star Jones’ gastric bypass surgery. But never mind that, read what Star had to say about Baba Wawa under the hood. I love it!  Read more »

Posted: May 7th, 2008 under TV, WTF?, beef, celebrity, ego, emotional, media, questionable.
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(Pic spotted at U Crave It via The Urban Blogger)

This publicity stunt (yeah I said it!) reminds me of the time I had one and a half margaritas at a bar and threw up. Because it’s that nauseating. Now they have pictures of their sham wedding. Pass me a bucket.

Here’s some bullshat for you:

“We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”

Cannon adds: “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.” (source)

Perhaps I need something stronger than Patron to drown out this mess called reality. That “10 times beautiful on the inside” comment has some hidden undertones in there. Hee. My mind is in the gutter today. It sounds like Nick is whipped something terrible.

I STILL don’t buy it. You know I am a skeptic and a usually a cheerleader for foolishness. But I’ll just go ahead and say it. Mr. Mariah Carey aka Nick Cannon, this is not the time for you to be a celebrity! Go back to doing your “Wild n’ Out” shows and leave the publicity stunts to those who are pros at it, like Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Posted: May 7th, 2008 under WTF?, age, celebrity, diva, media, music, not the time to be a celebrity!, questionable, this is why I drink.
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Blogxilla is back!!!!! Blogxilla 

Weave TV (you can’t be serious)….StyleRazzi

Dayum, Amy needs some Rogaine for that bald spot… Quick Catch Up

Lil’ Kim looks normal for a change…..Baby Daniel

?uestLove from The Roots takes prenatal vitamins, WTF? Celeb-Blitz

Chris Brown’s bodyguard gets BEAT DOWN! The E-Biz

Patron Margarita recipe:

Patron (1 and a half ounce), Triple Sec (1/2 ounce), Lime Juice (one ounce)

Combine ingredients in mixing glass with ice, shake and strain. (for those who like salt, moisten the glass with a lime slice, and dip glass in salt. Do this BEFORE you pour the margarita in the glass LOL.) 

Posted: May 7th, 2008 under cocktail links.
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(pic spotted at So Damn Fresh)

This looks like something that Shenehneh would have done to Pam on a lost episode of “Martin”. How do you, Tichina Arnold, go to a Kentucky Derby with your hair like that? I can’t see who won the horse race with that contraption on her head. This is beyond ghetto, it’s just a category by itself. 

Posted: May 6th, 2008 under GAHHHHHH!, Oh my eyes!!!, WTF?, freaky, ghetto, hair, hot mess, not the time to be a celebrity!, questionable, this is why I drink.
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I previously vented on these girls with too much azz. And I still refuse to believe that if I did like a million squats that I will end up looking like Buffie the Body. It’s the skeptic in me. Same thing goes for “hitting it from the back” to make the booty grow. You know you heard that one too! Anywoo, read what Buffie has to say about fitness, marketing and Superhead. Read more »

Posted: May 6th, 2008 under WTF?, booty, personal, questionable.
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